TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well fiercer than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll celebration with every town lookin' slicker than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the BBQ ribs wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been flockin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a Saturday night, read